"Maybe I could use a little meant to be in my life."
THAT’S SO PRECIOUS
i really wish “i forgot” could be treated as a legitimate excuse. for a lot of disabled people, it isn’t a testament of being uncaring or lazy - it’s a genuine expression of remorse.
gotta hold up the bone titties
So I just had the shit creeped out of me.
I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked.
My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away.
So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate.
And found this.
A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.
TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT
TACO IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY IF HE KEEPS TALKING SHIT
im funnier online where I can’t stutter