Soup Snakes

"Maybe I could use a little meant to be in my life."

cassbones:

zenpencils:

AMY POEHLER: Great people do things before they’re ready

THAT’S SO PRECIOUS

(Source: kelly-kapoor)

cishetguys:

i really wish “i forgot” could be treated as a legitimate excuse. for a lot of disabled people, it isn’t a testament of being uncaring or lazy - it’s a genuine expression of remorse.

celestialdeth:

gotta hold up the bone titties

(Source: spookee-skeleton)

who-lligan:

So I just had the shit creeped out of me.

I’m not someone who believes in ghosts, but I was sitting in my room, alone and in the dark, and I heard the strings of my violin being softly plucked. 

My violin is hanging on the wall several feet away. 

So I gathered my courage, grabbed my phone, and used the camera light to investigate. 

And found this.

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A goddamn spider was playing my violin. Not even joking. The little shit.

pardonmewhileipanic:

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

TACO IS NOT GOING TO SEE HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY IF HE KEEPS TALKING SHIT

(Source: mykingdomforapen)

#me

religiousmom:

im funnier online where I can’t stutter

thegreaserclub:

Say Anything (1989)